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About the Artist:Ryan Long is a NYC Comedian who has amassed more than a billion views with his viral videos at youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy. He is currently the host of the popular podcast The Boyscast with Ryan Long, and has appeared on NETFLIX, MTV, JFL, NBC, and The Joe Rogan Experience, Flagrant 2, Bertcast and much more. In addition to his social media presence Ryan was the Creator, Star and Showrunner of the hit digital series ‘Torontopia’ on CBC Comedy, ‘THAT GUY’ on CBC Comedy, the TV Series ‘Ryan Long is Challenged’ on BITE TV, and the TV series ‘Crown the Town with Ryan Long’ on RogersTV. Ryan Currently lives in New York City and when he is not on tour can be seen as a regular at The Comedy Cellar, New York Comedy Club, and Brooklyn Comedy Club, & The Stand Comedy Club.
Ticket Policy:The Funny Bone has a full bar and a dinner menu that is available in our cafe and through your server when you are seated in the showroom!Seating is done based on the date and time you purchased tickets, so we encourage you to purchase early.Most of our tables seat 4 people. You may be seated with a separate party of guests at the same table.If you wish to sit with another party, please contact our box office prior to showtime.All sales are final. No refunds or exchanges. Sales tax and service fees are included in the ticket price.This event is 21+ and all guests will need valid ID to enter.
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About the Artist:“Once you do standup, it spoils you for everything else,” says Doug Stanhope. “There’re no censors, no sponsors to offend, no standards and practices. It’s just you, and it’s immediate gratification.”Stanhope’s confrontational, unfiltered comedy—twice named “Best Stand-Up Show” by Time Out New York—blends caustic social commentary, outlandish personal narratives, and graphic humor. Fueled by anger, outrage, and alcohol, he rails against Western civilization’s decline with fearless wit, always on the edge of implosion but in full control. The Guardian calls him “a visionary douchebag” with “aggressive intelligence,” and The San Antonio Current dubs him “Charles Bukowski with dick jokes, drunkenly fueled by Thomas Paine.”Unlike many comics, Stanhope has built a loyal fanbase without mainstream media. He sells out theaters in the U.S. and abroad, recording his Oslo: Burning the Bridge to Nowhere special in Norway. The Denver Post hails him as “a truth-teller and astute (if messy) social critic.” His fans, ranging from doctors to troublemakers, are fiercely devoted—once driving an internet plagiarist offline and even bartering medical procedures with him.Born in Worcester, MA, Stanhope started stand-up in 1990 while working a dead-end telemarketing job. Initially a self-described “dick-joke guy with a mullet,” he found his voice in the mid-’90s, crafting real stories into sharp, meaningful routines. His talent earned him wins at the 1995 San Francisco Comedy Competition (beating Dane Cook) and the 2002 Edinburgh Festival Fringe’s Strathmore Press Award. He’s performed at Just for Laughs, the U.S. Comedy Arts Festival, and made infamous appearances, including a BBC set while on ecstasy.Stanhope’s raw, no-holds-barred comedy brought him to The Howard Stern Show, Comedy Central Presents, and Charlie Brooker’s Newswipe. He briefly co-hosted The Man Show and had an infamous stint on Girls Gone Wild, both of which he regrets. However, his performance as a suicidal comic on Louie was widely praised.Rejecting Hollywood’s pull, Stanhope left L.A. for Bisbee, Arizona, prioritizing creative freedom over industry cash. “I never had a goal—everything I’ve done has been an accident. I just play to me, and if I can amuse myself, I consider it a victory.”
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