Community Calendar

Fall evenings during Pumpkins Aglow offer bewitching scenes and spooky surprises. These family-friendly events occur 5-9pm Wednesdays, Thursdays & Sundays and 5-10pm Fridays & Saturdays during October 7-11, 14-18, 21-25 & 28-Nov 1

Discover more than 700 hand-carved pumpkins glowing throughout themed displays—pirates, creepy crawly spiders, under the sea mermaids, and even aliens landing among the leaves. Each pumpkin is creatively carved by our talented Conservatory staff, volunteers and members. Wander, wonder, and don’t miss a photo at the iconic pumpkin house!

A variety of nightly food trucks, beer/wine/dessert/hot items from the Garden Café and the Watershed Bar will be open.

Monthly Paint and Karaoke! Let's have fun painting and singing or listening to others sing! You can let us know to expect you with a $10.00 RSVP that will be credited toward your in-studio purchase. If you decide to walk in that is OK!

Come in when it is convenient for you to paint what you want and karaoke with us!

Bring your favorite beverage and snacks. When you get to the studio, you will choose your paint project! Projects range from $10-$100+. We have a large variety of projects between $20-$35.

🌊 Dive into the mesmerizing world of Fluid Art at Brush Crazy! Did you know that fluid art uses various techniques like acrylic pouring to create stunning, one-of-a-kind pieces? 🎨💧 Unleash your inner artist and let the colors flow! 🌈Your $10.00 RSVP will be credited toward your in-studio purchase, items range from $20 to $100+, where you will get your choice of 5 colors. Bring your favorite beverage and snacks!

For More Information, Visit columbus.funnybone.com

About the Artist:
Kyle Kinane is a comedian from Addison, Illinois. According to Wikipedia, he is a notable person from that town. Other notable residents of Addison have been the boxer Leon Spinks and a woman who wrote poetry about Beanie Babies.
Raised in such a cultural fondue pot as this, it was natural for Kyle to find his way from warehouse work into show business. As a comedian, he has been seen on Conan, The Tonight Show, Netflix’s “The Standups,” and three of his own hour-length specials on Comedy Central. As an actor, he’s been in the Judd Apatow series “Love” and truTV’s “Those Who Can’t.” He was also on “Drunk History,” where he unfortunately wasn’t acting. As a voice over actor, he was the former voice of Comedy Central for 8 years and currently plays Bullet on the Netflix series “Paradise PD.” He is also cohost of the Boogie Monster podcast along with Dave Stone, and the
streaming show “Hey Girl” with Matt Braunger. As a musician, he has done nothing, as he is not a musician.
Kyle’s most recent standup work, “Trampoline In A Ditch,” was recorded at Comedy on State in Madison, Wisconsin and was released on 800 LB Gorilla Records in 2020. The album was accompanied by an animated short, produced by Meister.
“When you’re here, you’re family.”

BUY TICKETS

Ticket Policy:The Funny Bone has a full bar and a dinner menu that is available in our cafe and through your server when you are seated in the showroom!
Seating is done based on the date and time you purchased tickets, so we encourage you to purchase early.
Most of our tables seat 4 people. You may be seated with a separate party of guests at the same table.
If you wish to sit with another party, please contact our box office prior to showtime.
All sales are final. No refunds or exchanges. Sales tax and service fees are included in the ticket price.
This event is 21+ and all guests will need valid ID to enter.

Happens on the following Dates:
Oct 23, 2026, 7:00pm to 8:30pm Timezone: Eastern Time (US & Canada)
Oct 24, 2026, 6:30pm to 8:00pm Timezone: Eastern Time (US & Canada)
Oct 24, 2026, 9:15pm to 10:45pm Timezone: Eastern Time (US & Canada)

Come dance with us every Saturday night at our weekly Ballroom Dance Parties and Group Classes!
Whether you're brand new or have some experience, you'll love our welcoming community and energetic atmosphere.
Each week kicks off with two levels of group instruction - Intro and Continuing - from 7-7:45 pm, followed by a lively dance party from 8-10 pm.
The type of dance changes weekly, so there’s always something new to learn and enjoy!
Register ahead of time at https://momence.com/The-Crystal-Ballroom-Dance-Center/membership/Party-%26-Group-Class/225522

All aboard! The Paul Busse Garden Railway is arriving at Conservatory station.

9 G scale model trains travel across 1,122 feet of track that runs high and low through themed destinations: Fairytale Land, Wild West Town, European Travels and the animal-centric Who Lives Here.

Guests can journey with the trains through a miniature world of 51 botanical models made from all-natural plant material. Special elements to add to your itinerary include an enchanted tree hollow, two waterfalls, a bubbling brook and plantings specific to each themed destination.

Paul Busse Garden Railway opens April 25, 2026.

Walk in or book now to come into the studio to paint on canvas, ceramics, wood and more! You can choose a project when you get here, or preorder from the Shop. The project price includes everything you need to complete your project and get help from an artist as you need it. This allows everyone to choose something within their budget. If you don't finish in your allotted time or our open hours, just take it home, bring it back at no extra cost when we are open. Policy: We are a BYOB Studio. Bring your favorite drinks. You may bring in any food items you desire and can have meals delivered.

If you’ve always wanted to learn line dancing, this is your chance! Join us for a fun, welcoming environment wach Sunday where we’ll dance easy-to-follow steps to a variety of music. There’s something for everyone - no partner or experience needed.

Options:
Drop-In: Open Line Dancing (All Levels) - $8
This is not a formal lesson, but beginners are welcome to follow along! Seasoned dancers can enjoy practicing with a group.

6-Week Line Dancing Intensive - $72
Learn line dancing fundamentals and technique in depth. Includes a 45-minute lesson with NTA-certified instructor Edie Driskill and one hour of practice prior to the lesson.

What to Wear: Layers - you will get hot! Bring dance shoes, smooth-soled shoes, or plan to dance in socks. Shoe tubes (to cover the ball of your shoe) are available for $5.

Street shoes are not permitted on the dance floor.

View the lineup of this week's Line Dance Practice Hour dances here: https://tinyurl.com/hdk7rman

Registration is Required: Please register in advance - we do not accept cash at the door and will not have time for on-site sign-ups. A waiver is also required and can be completed during registration at https://crystalballroomcolumbus.com/schedule-general.

Fall evenings during Pumpkins Aglow offer bewitching scenes and spooky surprises. These family-friendly events occur 5-9pm Wednesdays, Thursdays & Sundays and 5-10pm Fridays & Saturdays during October 7-11, 14-18, 21-25 & 28-Nov 1

Discover more than 700 hand-carved pumpkins glowing throughout themed displays—pirates, creepy crawly spiders, under the sea mermaids, and even aliens landing among the leaves. Each pumpkin is creatively carved by our talented Conservatory staff, volunteers and members. Wander, wonder, and don’t miss a photo at the iconic pumpkin house!

A variety of nightly food trucks, beer/wine/dessert/hot items from the Garden Café and the Watershed Bar will be open.

Monthly Paint and Karaoke! Let's have fun painting and singing or listening to others sing! You can let us know to expect you with a $10.00 RSVP that will be credited toward your in-studio purchase. If you decide to walk in that is OK!

Come in when it is convenient for you to paint what you want and karaoke with us!

Bring your favorite beverage and snacks. When you get to the studio, you will choose your paint project! Projects range from $10-$100+. We have a large variety of projects between $20-$35.