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All aboard! The Paul Busse Garden Railway is arriving at the Conservatory station.
Guests can journey with the trains through a miniature world of 51 botanical models made from all-natural plant material. Special elements to add to your itinerary include an enchanted tree hollow, two waterfalls, a bubbling brook and plantings specific to each themed destination.
About the Artist:Ryan Long is a NYC Comedian who has amassed more than a billion views with his viral videos at youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy. He is currently the host of the popular podcast The Boyscast with Ryan Long, and has appeared on NETFLIX, MTV, JFL, NBC, and The Joe Rogan Experience, Flagrant 2, Bertcast and much more. In addition to his social media presence Ryan was the Creator, Star and Showrunner of the hit digital series ‘Torontopia’ on CBC Comedy, ‘THAT GUY’ on CBC Comedy, the TV Series ‘Ryan Long is Challenged’ on BITE TV, and the TV series ‘Crown the Town with Ryan Long’ on RogersTV. Ryan Currently lives in New York City and when he is not on tour can be seen as a regular at The Comedy Cellar, New York Comedy Club, and Brooklyn Comedy Club, & The Stand Comedy Club.
Ticket Policy:The Funny Bone has a full bar and a dinner menu that is available in our cafe and through your server when you are seated in the showroom!Seating is done based on the date and time you purchased tickets, so we encourage you to purchase early.Most of our tables seat 4 people. You may be seated with a separate party of guests at the same table.If you wish to sit with another party, please contact our box office prior to showtime.All sales are final. No refunds or exchanges. Sales tax and service fees are included in the ticket price.This event is 21+ and all guests will need valid ID to enter.
Sep 27 Saturday
About the Artist:“Once you do standup, it spoils you for everything else,” says Doug Stanhope. “There’re no censors, no sponsors to offend, no standards and practices. It’s just you, and it’s immediate gratification.”Stanhope’s confrontational, unfiltered comedy—twice named “Best Stand-Up Show” by Time Out New York—blends caustic social commentary, outlandish personal narratives, and graphic humor. Fueled by anger, outrage, and alcohol, he rails against Western civilization’s decline with fearless wit, always on the edge of implosion but in full control. The Guardian calls him “a visionary douchebag” with “aggressive intelligence,” and The San Antonio Current dubs him “Charles Bukowski with dick jokes, drunkenly fueled by Thomas Paine.”Unlike many comics, Stanhope has built a loyal fanbase without mainstream media. He sells out theaters in the U.S. and abroad, recording his Oslo: Burning the Bridge to Nowhere special in Norway. The Denver Post hails him as “a truth-teller and astute (if messy) social critic.” His fans, ranging from doctors to troublemakers, are fiercely devoted—once driving an internet plagiarist offline and even bartering medical procedures with him.Born in Worcester, MA, Stanhope started stand-up in 1990 while working a dead-end telemarketing job. Initially a self-described “dick-joke guy with a mullet,” he found his voice in the mid-’90s, crafting real stories into sharp, meaningful routines. His talent earned him wins at the 1995 San Francisco Comedy Competition (beating Dane Cook) and the 2002 Edinburgh Festival Fringe’s Strathmore Press Award. He’s performed at Just for Laughs, the U.S. Comedy Arts Festival, and made infamous appearances, including a BBC set while on ecstasy.Stanhope’s raw, no-holds-barred comedy brought him to The Howard Stern Show, Comedy Central Presents, and Charlie Brooker’s Newswipe. He briefly co-hosted The Man Show and had an infamous stint on Girls Gone Wild, both of which he regrets. However, his performance as a suicidal comic on Louie was widely praised.Rejecting Hollywood’s pull, Stanhope left L.A. for Bisbee, Arizona, prioritizing creative freedom over industry cash. “I never had a goal—everything I’ve done has been an accident. I just play to me, and if I can amuse myself, I consider it a victory.”
About the Artist:
Trae Crowder first gained international attention (or notoriety depending on your politics) in 2016 for his hugely viral series of “Liberal Redneck” comedic “porch rant” videos. Since then, Trae has written a best-selling book, The Liberal Redneck Manifesto: Draggin Dixie Outta The Dark, toured the country thrice over playing sold out theatre shows under the WellRED Comedy Tour banner, appeared on Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO), Nightline (ABC), The View, Last Word with Lawrence O’Donnell (MSNBC), NPR, WTF with Marc Maron, MTV, CNN, Huffington Post and in the Veronica Mars reboot, as “Chattanooga Charlie”, among many others.Initially from rural Celina, TN, Trae now lives in Los Angeles, CA and has developed and sold five scripted pilots for Warner Bros TV, ABC, and FOX and continues to work as a writer. Trae stars in and produces regular sketches for Comedy Central, Funny or Die, ATTN, Facebook Watch, New York Daily News which have garnered tens of millions of views online. Crowder also co-wrote and produced an hour-long documentary titled Inherent Good, featuring Crowder and former presidential candidate Andrew Yang, about universal basic income.Additionally, Trae co-hosts the hugely popular “WellRED,” “Evening Skews” and “Puttin’ On Airs” podcasts. His debut 30-minute standup comedy special was taped in 2021 in Nashville, TN. He also continues to rant and rave on the internet to the mostly-delight of his lovely fanbase.
Ticket Policy:
The Funny Bone has a full bar and a dinner menu that is available in our cafe and through your server when you are seated in the showroom!Seating is done based on the date and time you purchased tickets, so we encourage you to purchase early.Most of our tables seat 4 people. You may be seated with a separate party of guests at the same table.If you wish to sit with another party, please contact our box office prior to showtime.All sales are final. No refunds or exchanges. Sales tax and service fees are included in the ticket price.This event is 21+ and all guests will need valid ID to enter.
Sep 28 Sunday